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August 15, 2008

A message to all from LeaderBitch

To all fame mongers, posers, cam whores and celebrity bloggers Wanna-be...

If you think it is safe for you to sit on your ass and blog, think again.

Just because your daddy or underage boyfriend bought you a cheap ass piece of digital cam, you think you can cam whore your way into stardom?Well,you got it all wrong Sista!Faking a smile won’t make your face prettier for the camera and we sure as hell knows that the piece of shit that you call a blog is faker than your face.Don’t even bother about doing touch up on your face using the Photoshop skill that you acquired from YouTube, it is a total waste of time.A shit face won't look any prettier.Just remember when we bitches knock on your door, be afraid and be very afraid because when we do, there isn’t an single itch of you that we are not going to bitch about.

It is nothing personal; it is all business, bitching business. We do it because we are good at bitching and we finds pleasure in your misery. So go ahead, you can call us bitches, faggot or anything you want, but we are something that you can never be.

So if you haven’t found out what you are good for in your pathetic life, you should be thanking us, because we have found it for you – You exist for our bitching pleasure.

XOXO
LeaderBitch

August 14, 2008

This is an introduction

Not too long ago, 6 bitches met on nuffnang. They chatted with each other on innit, and one day the Bitch Leader bought them together on MSN. We started bitching about other bloggers all night long, and found common dislike for some.

And now, the 6 bitches unite, and present to the blogging community, The Bitchy Bloggers.

DoctorBitch, the one who have an opinion on anything and everything, most of them negative.

BimboBitch, bitch on her and you’ll get bitched. And she never forgets a grudge…

IFuckBitch, a fucker who fuck bitches, but who is also a bitch.

PoliticalBitch, no one is ever to famous for PB to bitch about.

SaintBitch, a saint can be bitchy too.

And of course the BitchLeader, the ultimate bitch. His bitching shows no form but yet is deadly…

Bitching bought us together, and bitching is what we’ll do.

Yours Bitchingly,
DoctorBitch