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September 11, 2008

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September 6, 2008

7 reasons to despises the innit whore

Here’s a desperado whom I’m pretty sure half of the nuffnangers knows about.Here's what one of my sources had to say about him.

'he is such a link whore asking ppl to link him and then only he will link them back when in the first place he is the one offering link exchange.'

Now, let me begin my '7 reasons why we bitches despises him'.

1.One word-fake.

Like what my source mentioned above,he is a link whore.Even if he actually dislike that particular blogger,he will still ask for an exchange of links.

2.Shamelessly promoting his innit post on nuffnang.

‘Hey K. Go to my blog and you’ll know what I’m talking about.*insert his innit post’s link*’
‘you see, I actually posted about it*insert his innit post’s link*’
‘Hey Y. Nang me ok.*insert his innit post’s link*’

Sounds familiar?You possibly had a chat with the infamous innit whore before this...

3.Just 'dang' him?Please go back and take a look at your past innit entry.he possibly went and 'dang' all of yours.He is that revengeful.

Just one 'dang' from you and he will 'dang' back 10 of yours!

4.Can't take criticism.

A source told us bitches about a particular incident where a certain blogger criticize him on his content.And SNAP!He flamed back at the particular blogger,giving us a entertaining blog war to watch.

Well,if your content is questionable,please don't blame others for being truthful when they say that your content is crap!

5.Evident from the previous post,he whines about being danged.

Not just whine.He possibly cry in secret about it.

6.He is there,he is always there.

In innit that is.He will monitor every single nang and dang he gets.And you better be careful while chatting at innit.

7.Last point withdrawn.

Turned out that my so called source of information ain't reliable.

Yours Bitchingly,
DoctorBitch

Crying baby

Yellow, I iz BimboBitch. I owning berry strong English. I iz newz to Innit Nuffnang. No bravery chat there because I iz have strong English. I seeing the chat everyday when I was boring. Today I seeing berry interesting chat.

A blogger calling marcietan very noisy because people dang his post. I iz not so know what is dang and nang. But I iz find him berry children.

I iz have printscreen to sharing with you all for news.


BimboBitch

DoctorBitch:Dang-ers want attention?And what about some closet gay that monitor every nang and dang he got over at innit?Marc dear,you ain't any better...

Now,there sure is plenty of material for me to bitch about him!Until next post...Tada!

August 15, 2008

A message to all from LeaderBitch

To all fame mongers, posers, cam whores and celebrity bloggers Wanna-be...

If you think it is safe for you to sit on your ass and blog, think again.

Just because your daddy or underage boyfriend bought you a cheap ass piece of digital cam, you think you can cam whore your way into stardom?Well,you got it all wrong Sista!Faking a smile won’t make your face prettier for the camera and we sure as hell knows that the piece of shit that you call a blog is faker than your face.Don’t even bother about doing touch up on your face using the Photoshop skill that you acquired from YouTube, it is a total waste of time.A shit face won't look any prettier.Just remember when we bitches knock on your door, be afraid and be very afraid because when we do, there isn’t an single itch of you that we are not going to bitch about.

It is nothing personal; it is all business, bitching business. We do it because we are good at bitching and we finds pleasure in your misery. So go ahead, you can call us bitches, faggot or anything you want, but we are something that you can never be.

So if you haven’t found out what you are good for in your pathetic life, you should be thanking us, because we have found it for you – You exist for our bitching pleasure.

XOXO
LeaderBitch

August 14, 2008

This is an introduction

Not too long ago, 6 bitches met on nuffnang. They chatted with each other on innit, and one day the Bitch Leader bought them together on MSN. We started bitching about other bloggers all night long, and found common dislike for some.

And now, the 6 bitches unite, and present to the blogging community, The Bitchy Bloggers.

DoctorBitch, the one who have an opinion on anything and everything, most of them negative.

BimboBitch, bitch on her and you’ll get bitched. And she never forgets a grudge…

IFuckBitch, a fucker who fuck bitches, but who is also a bitch.

PoliticalBitch, no one is ever to famous for PB to bitch about.

SaintBitch, a saint can be bitchy too.

And of course the BitchLeader, the ultimate bitch. His bitching shows no form but yet is deadly…

Bitching bought us together, and bitching is what we’ll do.

Yours Bitchingly,
DoctorBitch