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August 15, 2008

A message to all from LeaderBitch

To all fame mongers, posers, cam whores and celebrity bloggers Wanna-be...

If you think it is safe for you to sit on your ass and blog, think again.

Just because your daddy or underage boyfriend bought you a cheap ass piece of digital cam, you think you can cam whore your way into stardom?Well,you got it all wrong Sista!Faking a smile won’t make your face prettier for the camera and we sure as hell knows that the piece of shit that you call a blog is faker than your face.Don’t even bother about doing touch up on your face using the Photoshop skill that you acquired from YouTube, it is a total waste of time.A shit face won't look any prettier.Just remember when we bitches knock on your door, be afraid and be very afraid because when we do, there isn’t an single itch of you that we are not going to bitch about.

It is nothing personal; it is all business, bitching business. We do it because we are good at bitching and we finds pleasure in your misery. So go ahead, you can call us bitches, faggot or anything you want, but we are something that you can never be.

So if you haven’t found out what you are good for in your pathetic life, you should be thanking us, because we have found it for you – You exist for our bitching pleasure.

XOXO
LeaderBitch

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

that is our bitch leader!!!
way to go!!!


saintBitch

B.H. said...

My site is the most bitching of all.

www.malaysianisms.blogspot.com

B.H.